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Old Aug 05, 2005, 12:53 PM // 12:53   #1
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Default Ever Wonder What WWII Would be Like

Funny stuff here, i saw in another forum i visit, thought i would share.


If it were played online?

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOsocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy shitholyshithoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bullshit u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*
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Old Aug 05, 2005, 01:24 PM // 13:24   #2
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lol
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Old Aug 05, 2005, 01:38 PM // 13:38   #3
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I don't know whether i should be laughing or crying
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Old Aug 05, 2005, 01:48 PM // 13:48   #4
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Hah, I saw that a while ago :P Still funny to this day.
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Old Aug 05, 2005, 01:50 PM // 13:50   #5
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errrrm ok thats funny hehe hmmm im spamming now am i
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Old Aug 05, 2005, 02:13 PM // 14:13   #6
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lol this is funny, mebbe u should make one for the iraqi war
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Old Aug 05, 2005, 03:03 PM // 15:03   #7
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lol this is funny, mebbe u should make one for the iraqi war
There wouldn't be any story, besides an annoying fat man who made a film, and a man who resembles Santa Claus in his undies.
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Old Aug 06, 2005, 08:42 AM // 08:42   #8
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No Canada. -Cry.-
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Old Aug 07, 2005, 09:27 PM // 21:27   #9
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No Canada. -Cry.-
I just notice that. No Italy either I don't think.
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Old Aug 07, 2005, 09:30 PM // 21:30   #10
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benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
I suppose that's Italy.
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Old Aug 07, 2005, 09:57 PM // 21:57   #11
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Just one minor inconsistency:
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Originally Posted by Akilles
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
...
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
...
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
...
Other than Hitler's magical appearance after leaving, pretty amusing. It's fun to play with history in such a way
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Old Aug 07, 2005, 09:59 PM // 21:59   #12
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I suppose that's Italy.
Thats wierd - facist leader in Italy was Mousolini.
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Old Aug 07, 2005, 10:08 PM // 22:08   #13
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This was awesome to read. I was picturing a game of Total Annihilation while reading it, because the nukes in that game own everything.
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Old Aug 07, 2005, 10:17 PM // 22:17   #14
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Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
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Old Aug 07, 2005, 10:18 PM // 22:18   #15
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Lol that was great. and Benney-tow is Benito Mussolini for those of you that didn't get it.
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Old Aug 07, 2005, 11:20 PM // 23:20   #16
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Lol that was great. and Benney-tow is Benito Mussolini for those of you that didn't get it.
OHHH. I've never heard of his name put like that. Infact I've only heard it said as Mussolini ^^; Me stupids.
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Old Aug 08, 2005, 03:47 AM // 03:47   #17
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my fav part is truman entering the game at the end.
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Old Aug 08, 2005, 07:18 AM // 07:18   #18
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i wish that was a game
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Old Sep 06, 2005, 04:39 AM // 04:39   #19
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just gonna bump this so everyone can appreciate
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Old Sep 06, 2005, 04:51 AM // 04:51   #20
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just gonna bump this so everyone can appreciate
thanks for the bump... I appreciate it. Really funny. Except now im learning european history now.
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